(One Night Two Days)
(December 24, 2016, Day of "Entertainment Awards")
(The Grand Award nominee is very nervous.)
Are you nervous?
I feel like I'm not myself right now.
(He seems nervous unlike usual.)
This is not how I am.
- I really wish you get the award. - Actually,
I've never imagined to receive Grand Award.
I can imagine how you feel now.
I've never even dreamed about it.
I've never imagined.
There is the Grand Award nominee!
- Hello. - Hi, Mr. Grand Award nominee.
- Hello. - Congratulations.
- Congratulations in advance. - On what?
All the media says you will be the winner.
That's the mainstream these days.
Did you prepare the speech?
No, I don't know what to say.
Come on, Jong Min. You must have thought about it.
Of course I have. I should.
- That's true. - When they call your name...
When they say your name, go hug Tae Hyun first.
Give him a hug. That'll look nice.
He should hug all the members.
Give him a hug and stay still for five seconds.
- That sounds good. - Like this.
What if they call Joon Ho's name?
Will you go up on the stage then?
I will go up on the stage,
take off the clothes, and say it should go to Jong Min.
- Otherwise, I'll go naked. - Are you serious?
- "Give it to Jong Min. It isn't mine." - Really?
- I wish Joon Ho gets the award then. - Me, too.
- That's not what I meant. - I want to see that.
Joon Ho, why don't you just tell them...
that you'd withdraw?
Go tell them.
- Just in case. - Why do you not withdraw?
(The reason is...)
Just in case.
(He thinks there's at least 1 percent of chance.)
Just in case I receive it.
What if it actually happens?
- Yes, it could. - No. Then I'll give it to Jong Min.
Joon Ho, did you prepare the speech? Tell me.
- Tell me. - Did you?
A little bit.
Normally, there shouldn't be 2 nominees from 1 show.
They usually pick only one.
(This is embarrassing.)
- It's going to start soon. - Yes.
(The awards is going to begin soon.)
(He gets more and more nervous.)
I don't know what to do.
I have no idea what I should do.
(I don't know what to do.)
(KBS Entertainment Awards)
2016 KBS Entertainment Awards.
(The hosts of the awards appear.)
2016 KBS Entertainment Awards.
Today, a lot of actors and comedians...
- joined here. - It's like a festival.
- Indeed. - Everyone, let's party tonight!
(It's a festival for everyone.)
Make some noise!
It's the Best Rookie Award.
Male Best Rookie Award goes to Yoon Si Yoon.
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
(Dong Gu receives the Best Rookie Award.)
Congratulations.
As Dong Gu, I'll try my best to entertain you.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
(After Dong Gu...)
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
Scriptwriter Jeong Seon Yeong of One Night Two Days!
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
(The main writer of One Night Two Days is awarded.)
I'm grateful to the viewers for their love and support.
I'll try my best to make even better programs.
Thank you.
(The fellow writers goes emotional.)
Congratulations.
(Variety Show of the Year)
Variety Show of the Year.
(Could they be the winner like last year?)
One Night Two Days.
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
(All the members wished to get this award.)
Variety Show of the Year 2016...
chosen by the viewers.
All the members promise to work hard...
and make the program even better.
Thank you.
Again, congratulations.
(We appreciate our viewers.)
(There's one more wish left.)
Now, we only have Grand Award left.
(He tries to keep his face straight,)
(but he can't help being very nervous.)
Who is going to...
receive the Grand Award?
Even I'm nervous now.
Grand Award of 2016 KBS Entertainment Awards.
One person is going to be honored.
Grand Award of 2016 KBS Entertainment Awards goes to...
(KBS Entertainment Awards)
- Kim Jong Min. - Congratulations.
(Jong Min receives the Grand Award.)
Congratulations!
(Jong Min receives the Grand Award.)
He's been a member of...
One Night Two Days for nine years.
He's loved for his unique sense of humor and charms.
He is awarded for his nine years of hard effort.
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
- Shin Ji is here. - It's Shin Ji.
Shin Ji.
(Shin Ji comes up to the stage to congratulate him.)
Shin Ji has come as well.
(It's an unbelievable moment.)
(Kim Jong Min)
I gave a lot of thoughts to be honest.
I thought it didn't make sense that I was nominated.
I think this is much more than what I deserve.
While thinking about this,
(The 9 years of memories go through his mind.)
I was reminded of so many experiences and memories.
Director Na Young Seok always trusted and supported me.
(People supported him during the hard time.)
Thank you.
I also thank the team members from the Season Two.
When everyone was negative about Season Three...
(Everyone thought it wouldn't work out.)
Directors Yu Ho Jin, Seo Su Min, and Yoo Il Yong...
They worked really hard. I thank them so much.
I can't miss out the members. Joon Ho, Dong Gu,
(Tae Hyun, Joon Ho, Dong Gu, Defconn)
and Defconn. I'm very proud of them.
Although he's not here today, I miss Joon Young a lot.
The viewers supported us more than I did.
I'd like to share this award with all the viewers.
Anyway, thank you very much for the award.
I wish you happiness!
Thank you.
(The awards is over.)
(Congratulations, Jong Min.)
In 1, 2, 3.
(Jong Min protected One Night Two Days for 9 years.)
(Cheerful Fool will keep it up in 2017.)
- One Night! - Two Days!
(Ready, go!)
(One Night Two Days)
(It's 7am at Dongmyeong Harbor in Sokcho.)
(The East Sea is very much excited to welcome us.)
(It doesn't seem like a smooth start.)
(They begin with excitement.)
Look at the waves.
- What's wrong with the waves? - What's wrong?
(Their first trip in 2017 begins with astonishment.)
- This is like a tsunami. - My goodness.
(The waves are huge and strong in the winter.)
This is amazing.
My gosh.
This is incredible.
(Welcome)
(They are impressed by the waves.)
This is amazing.
(They're amazed.)
- Did you see that big wave? - No way.
This reminds me of the movie "Point Break".
(A scene better than that in a movie)
- Don't you agree? - Unbelievable.
(It can't get any better than this.)
(It's not like any wave they've seen before.)
Did you see the height on those?
- My gosh. - They are massive.
- I know, right? - Right.
The waves taught me the power of nature.
When does the sun rise though?
- It's freezing. - I know. It's cold.
- Gosh. - It's cold.
- My jacket doesn't zip up. - It's freezing.
- Goodness. - I'm wearing too much inside.
It's so cold.
Anyway, it's now the year 2017.
- Is it 2017? - Gosh.
What a cold year 2017 is.
Our average age has gone up.
We're now closer to death than before.
A human's lifespan in now 100 years...
- and we've barely lived half of it. - Right.
(We wish you a long and healthy life.)
Before we begin,
we should mention Jong Min winning the Grand Award.
(Congratulations!)
Jong Min.
(Congratulations!)
You're amazing.
I knew you'd win.
For 10 years, you've been nothing...
but a fool on television.
- You did it, my friend. - Thanks.
I've reached my peak, so I'm more than satisfied.
He's already starting off with a joke.
Joon Ho's still crying.
- For Jong Min... - It's been over a week now.
He's crying because he didn't win the award.
- He can't believe he lost. - Is that so?
- Joon Ho. - I'm just embarrassed.
(The fool won the Grand Award.)
To the viewers, our biggest supporters,
- we should say a few words. - Of course.
Jong Min can represent us all.
Say you're Mr. Grand Award Winner.
- I can't say that. - Why not?
Viewers of One Night Two Days.
- My gosh. - I'm Mr. Grand Award Winner.
(I won the Grand Award.)
Can't you sound more normal?
(Embarrassed)
I owe it all to you.
I wish you a happy 2017...
and your homes to be forever.
(How can homes be forever?)
- He's not making any sense. - What?
- You said it wrong. - This is why he won.
Of course.
How about we give them a bow here?
- You can do it on our behalves. - Right.
- As the Grand Award winner. - Take off your cap.
Take off your earmuffs as well.
- That's right. - It's freezing.
- And your jacket. - Now you're talking.
- Here. - Let's take it off.
- You'll now have more room. - It's cold.
It's not easy winning the Grand Award, you know.
It's so cold!
(Jong Min was stripped of his jacket.)
Now you're ready.
I hope you enjoy One Night Two Days in 2017.
- Let's take this off, too. - Sure.
- Here. - Hang on.
- His mic. - We can hold it up.
He can hold it himself.
- Are you cold? - He's fine.
(I'm freezing.)
Hello, I'm Mr. Grand Award Winner.
That nickname will never get old.
(He loves winning the Grand Award.)
I wish you the best and...
It's rude to say a New Year's greeting in a hoodie.
(Is this really necessary?)
- He should be wearing black. - Right.
- That's more formal. - This, too?
(He's forced to take off the hoodie...)
(because it seems rude.)
I'm glad I didn't win.
Are you kidding me?
Stop it. The viewers are watching.
- All eyes are on you. - I'm freezing.
This is what it takes to win the Grand Award.
(A sign that he's cold)
(Shivering)
- Look at him. - I wish you all to be healthy...
and to have a happy year.
- His pants should match. - I agree.
It's rude to be in only your thermal underwear.
Do you want me to be naked then?
- Come on. - This is better than being naked.
- Here. - Don't fight it.
- Take it off. - Hang on.
(Just because he won the Grand Award)
- Wrap up your greeting. - Viewers!
Happy New Year.
(He pulls through mentally.)
(Happy New Year to you all.)
That was great. You proved yourself.
No wonder he won the Grand Award.
That's what it takes to win it.
We're here at Younggeumjeong in Sokcho.
- Younggeumjeong? - Younggeumjeong.
This gazebo is...
a famous sunrise viewing spot.
That's why we'll be greeting...
the first sun of 2017 right here.
The current time is 7:39am...
and that is when the sun was predicted to rise.
I don't see it though. It must be the weather.
- No way. - You'll have to add it in digitally.
We've been doing it like that for years now.
- It's how we did it before. - Tell me about it.
Maybe we should wait a few more minutes.
- There's an opening there. - I see it, too.
To the first sun of 2017,
you'll now each say a New Year's wish.
You can all say it to yourselves.
(As they dream of seeing the first sun of 2017,)
(they each make a wish.)
(It must be something odd.)
(We hope they all come true.)
If you're done, please come back to your spots.
What did you all wish for?
I wished to be funny...
at least once in each episode.
Jong Min wished...
to become a millionaire.
(He wished to become a millionaire.)
A millionaire?
I want to win the lottery.
First, I wished for our show to have higher ratings...
and for everyone around me to be healthy.
Then I heard Jong Min's wish...
and said I wished twice as much.
I wished to earn twice more than him.
Now I'd like you to say...
a few nice things to one of the members.
Really?
I'd...
like to say a few things to...
my beloved friend Defconn.
Over drinks one day, he told me...
that he didn't need to be in a relationship.
It didn't seem true and I felt sad.
You really said that?
I hope you date someone this year.
I'll say something to Joon Young...
- since he isn't here. - To Joon Young?
(I didn't expect that.)
Will you be saying it in tears?
- In tears? - Are you crying?
- Why are you crying? - I can't help it.
- You seem genuine. - You sure are a mentor.
Joon Young, I know last year wasn't easy...
for you at all.
I don't know...
(We think about you a lot.)
I don't know when you'll be back,
but just know that you're always with us.
Your spot is reserved for you right here,
so I hope you'll join us again later.
Good luck, Joon Young.
(Joon Ho seems sincere.)
- Okay, then... - Look!
- I see the sun. - It's rising!
(It's what they were longing for)
- The sun? - We should shoot this again.
Shouldn't we?
(Beaming in a magnificent shade of red,)
(the sun rises to greet them.)
- Look! - What's going on?
(A new day of 2017 has truly begun.)
- Look at that. - What a sight.
Oh my.
This looks like a scene from our national anthem video.
- You're right. - Don't you agree?
(They suddenly start singing the national anthem.)
(Joon Ho's off beat, but he keeps on going.)
(Patriotism hits its peak on New Year's Day.)
Let the export business boom.
(The national anthem brings them together.)
The sun's come up.
- I see it all now. - Good luck, 2017.
- Good luck to us as well. - All right!
(Good luck, One Night Two Days!)
(They saw the sunrise and made their wishes.)
I don't think I've ever seen the sun...
rise this clearly before. It must be a good sign.
I agree.
I'd like you all to sit on the railing behind you.
On the railing?
Why?
This will be your first task of the New Year.
I'd like you to fill out this questionnaire...
in 10 minutes.
- Be smart about what you write. - He's right.
- Exactly. - Answer the questions wisely.
(The test begins.)
- "Enough is enough." - What do these questions mean?
Please be honest with your answers.
I need you to take this seriously.
(Questionnaire)
(They all try to answer the questions honestly.)
They're not as easy as they seem.
(Time passes.)
(Now they're almost done.)
Hang on.
(Defconn has come to a realization.)
(He can't help but scoff.)
Check out the last question.
(Name three items you'll take to Mount Everest.)
I feel like we can't be too honest with this one.
- That's right. - Can I name 1 that covers 3?
(Name three items you'll take to Mount Everest.)
Mount Everest?
(After some pondering, he writes...)
(A slave, money, and a helicopter)
(His true colors show.)
Why would you slip that question in at the end?
- Unbelievable. - Are they sending us there?
No way.
- What? - That's insane.
Only trained people go there.
I'm done.
- I'm done, too. - Did you finish it all?
(What will happen to them now?)
Let's head inside.
Hurry, it's cold.
- Hello. - Hi.
(Hi!)
- It's a coffee shop. - Hi, Tae Hyun.
Hello, Ma'am.
You can stand behind the black cloth.
What's this?
- Is it food? - What's this?
- It must be food. - This must be...
If we see when you first joined the show,
the year 2017 marks your...
- Fourth. - Yes, your fourth year.
We're going to put your teamwork to the test.
We have great teamwork.
Of course.
We're as united as the Avengers.
Carefully, please reveal what's under the black cloth.
- Carefully? - Yes, carefully.
- Hang on. - There's something here.
(What's this?)
"One Night Two Days" is written on it.
- There's one more behind you. - Really?
- They're dominoes. - Dominoes?
Is this our task?
- This is a lot of work. - I know.
Tell me about it.
It'll take a long time as well.
I have a trauma related to dominoes.
They'll make you go insane.
I once tried this with my kids and failed miserably.
This is more than just hard work.
What you'll be having for lunch depends on this game.
- Are we playing as a team? - Yes.
We have to succeed in order to eat.
I think we'll be able to do it.
Joon Young's really good at things like this.
We should take off our jackets first.
- You're right. - We need to get ready.
(They take off their jackets first.)
We should listen to what the rules are.
At the end, we'll topple them all with the train.
I'll give you five minutes.
- No way. - What?
(Are you kidding me?)
- Gosh. - We need at least 50.
If you succeed in under five minutes,
you will all receive lunch.
It all depends on who makes the mistake.
- We'll pick one to blame. - Right.
- He'll get smacked in the bum. - No.
You should watch it since you have thick fingers.
You're right.
If one starts to topple, just kick them all.
- Right. - Kick the person...
who makes the dominoes topple.
Okay.
- Did I place these right? - Yes.
- Is this it? - Yes.
When we had this much done,
Soo Jin would come and knock them over.
- What? - That must've been stressful.
It was so annoying.
She just toppled them over.
(Can this mission have a happy ending?)
A professional domino player.
Don't I look professional?
Then let the first round begin.
(The first round begins.)
Let's be calm and steady.
Here we go.
(Controlled movements, calm hands,)
(and speed are the key to success.)
Can you tell us when each minute passes?
- Let's finish this line first. - 20 seconds.
- Don't knock them over. - They don't stand easily.
Knock one over and we're done.
- No. - Be careful.
(Defconn immediately makes a mistake.)
Slow and steady wins the race.
This isn't that hard if we do it one by one.
- Like this. - We just have to be careful.
Yes, just like that.
We sometimes have to be bold though.
(Defconn's mouth is doing all the work.)
That's it.
I left that part empty on purpose.
That's it.
(You're really one to talk.)
Defconn, stay calm.
- Don't you dare. - You should change...
- how you're sitting. - He's right.
You should be in a more stable position.
Lying down isn't recommended either.
Now I get it. There's a way to grabbing these, too.
Defconn, watch it.
(Embarrassed)
You're rushing it.
Is it because of your fat fingers?
He's thick everywhere.
To see this topple down would be stressful.
It's great at killing time though.
I know.
(Time passes.)
One wrong move and we're done.
- One wrong move and... - We've come too far.
- We've come too far. - Oh no!
(Their hard work goes to waste.)
Defconn's the our weakest link here.
- It's him. - Defconn.
Unbelievable.
You push the dominoes as you place them.
They should be place from directly above.
- Dear gosh. - Tae Hyun and I are doing fine.
- Look at him. - I've done this a lot at home.
(Tae Hyun's done a great job.)
This makes you curse at your child.
(Time over)
Already?
(This isn't easy.)
Five minutes is too short.
We need at least 10 minutes.
- No, 15. - Give us 15 minutes...
and we'll get it done.
(Meanwhile,)
(someone's monitoring them.)
The teenager in him keeps coming out.
(This domino task is actually a test.)
(To celebrate the new year,)
(we decided to test...)
(the mental age of the members.)
(The questionnaire was for the same purpose.)
(In a nervous and sensitive situation,)
Don't push them forward.
(an expert will evaluate how they talk and act...)
(and determine their mental age.)
(So how old are they really?)
So here...
Hang on. I have some in my back pocket.
(Why did you put them there?)
They're not chips, so why keep a stash?
(Busted)
(Self destruction)
There.
(Whatever)
Place two at once.
Think of it as rice planting.
(He's so childish.)
(They continue with round 2.)
(Tae Hyun quietly focuses on the task at hand.)
Look.
Check out how fast Tae Hyun is.
He's really good.
We'll now call him the Dominator.
(The expert analyzes their every move.)
Look. I'm planting rice.
(Joon Ho, the rice-planting machine)
(Don't look at my underwear.)
We'll come together as a team and do this.
This'll be our first win of 2017.
(With Jong Min's mistake, their time ends.)
(Is this the reason why I stacked these dominoes?)
This is frustrating.
We're nothing but garbage.
I can't do this anymore.
(Even the calm Dong Gu is angry.)
I can't do this anymore.
This domino might be your tombstone.
(That's a bit scary.)
(Jong Min's punished for his mistake.)
Go ahead.
(Oh my!)
(They each let off some steam.)
I liked how that sounded.
Jong Min, let's swap places.
- I don't want to. - I'm sorry that...
they have to keep on seeing my behind.
- It's all right. - Don't worry.
- We're family, aren't we? - I'm so sorry.
Since when did you even care?
We promised not to be embarrassed in the new year.
I'm still sorry though.
We'll take the triangle section out.
You only have to fill in the white box.
The devil's tempting us.
(They're driven and focused once again.)
- We're going to fail. - We can't stress out.
Jong Min, you've done nothing so far.
- He's right. - You've been slacking off.
Look how empty this part is.
Tell me about it.
Five, four...
- We're done. - Three.
- We're good. - Two.
Jong Min needs to be smacked.
One.
(They failed to place all the dominoes.)
(The result of Jong Min slacking off)
We were so close.
(Rage)
It's just that...
(Jong Min, wake up!)
That's how stressful this is.
(She observes everything.)
Hang on. What is he doing?
Put them in there.
(An action difficult to analyze)
They're insane.
Now roll him over.
(We're embarrassed for you.)
Here.
(Childish)
Regressive is the word I'd use.
(Defconn's leg throws a fit.)
I'm so frustrated!
It's like we're cooking pork on a grill.
See? I know you agree.
Let's roll him over.
(Round and round)
It's nearly golden-brown.
(The old men and their childish pranks)
Isn't this like a task given to problem children?
You're right about that.
This is your final round.
- Good luck. - We can do this.
(They collect themselves and start again.)
- Be calm. - Oh no.
(Carelessness lead to a big mishap.)
Be calm, everyone.
(Mentally shattered)
Joon Ho, wake up!
Is this it?
(I'm ashamed of myself.)
(One mistake after another)
- Here. - Even my ears are blushing.
Oh no. Hold on.
(Unbelievable)
You can do this.
All this tension has led to a meltdown.
Be careful.
- All right. - We did it.
(The first task of 2017 is a success.)
It's only a success if the dominoes topple cleanly.
- In 1, 2... - We should chant our show's name.
- Jong Min can do it. - Okay.
One Night Two Days, the dominoes will topple.
Let's say it together.
One Night...
- Two Days! - Two days!
In 1, 2, 3.
(Topple)
We did it.
(Nicely done!)
We did it.
(Proud)
- What about this? - This doesn't count.
Bravo.
Bravo!
Bravo.
(Let's hope for the best in the New Year.)
We did it. Best wishes for 2017.
Good job.
- We don't have to play dominoes, right? - Right.
- You'll hit the jackpot in the New Year. - You, too.
Good luck with your movie.
Your drama will be a huge success.
- About my song. - You'll hit it big with your song.
I didn't think he was a singer.
He's a singer.
- Okay. - Okay.
(Measuring their mental age)
(With their mental ages from the questionnaire...)
(and the expert's opinion on the mission of dominoes,)
(their mental ages are measured.)
To be honest, the dominoes you played was...
not for "Lunch Game".
What?
- What does he mean? - What was it for?
We let you build dominoes to measure your mental age.
(To measure our mental age?)
No way. What about the questionnaire?
The questionnaire was for the mental age test.
Really?
And an expert analyzed your mental age...
- watching you build dominoes. - Oh no.
Really? With the dominoes?
- Is a low mental age a good thing? - I think so.
I wish my mental age was about 20.
I don't want it to be too low.
Me neither.
- I want it to be about 24 or 25. - That's good.
I want mine to be about 16 or 17.
I want to have a mental age of 24 like Christmas Eve.
I want to have a high mental age.
- I want to be mature. - Me too.
So this episode will be...
Act Your Age Special.
(Act Your Age Special)
Act Your Age Special?
Let's rank ourselves in order of mental age today.
That's a good idea.
Are you sure? I like that.
I can be a senior today.
A person with the highest mental age is the leader.
- The way of the Joseon Dynasty. - Okay.
Let's do that. In order of mental age.
We have Dr. Kim Hyun Jung of neuropsychiatry here.
- A doctor? - We have a doctor here?
Hello, Doctor.
It was a real test.
Is she a real doctor?
- Hello. - Hello.
It's nice to meet you.
- I'm glad to meet you. - She looks nice.
Thank you.
This is for Joon Ho.
- What? - This is for you.
She calls me first because I'm the healthiest one.
Joon Ho must be like a young child.
It says his mental age.
Don't read the results just yet.
Is this for hospitals?
It's not a standard test, but I measured the ages...
with your words and actions in a tense situation.
It's not a valid test, but it is good enough...
to measure an estimate of your mental age.
This is just about what happened today,
so I don't want you to generalize from it.
Let's check Joon Ho's mental age first.
Joon Ho is 43 years old. What's his mental age?
He's 43 years old.
Five?
- What is it? - Wait.
- Is it five? - I guess it's five.
Maybe it's just five.
Is it 15?
(Kim Joon Ho has a mental age of 35.)
A mental age of 35?
It is eight years younger than my age.
Please read the doctor's note for us.
- Do I have a doctor's note? - Yes.
- It's here. - Oh no.
- The rabbit. - Why would you do that?
- Don't hurt the rabbit. - You startled me.
I was surprised.
Is it a rabbit?
I thought I was doing something wrong.
I guess Tae Hyun has a low mental age.
I just wanted to protect the rabbit.
I'm not Soo Chan.
You should wear the name tag.
He has a mental age of 35.
- "He shows regressive traits..." - Regressive?
"and childish mentality."
"But he reflects upon himself..."
"and even sublimates it into humor."
"It shows the inner maturity of him."
Regressive traits and childish mentality? What's that?
Regressive traits mean you act like a little child.
- He does that sometimes. - For example,
you tried to stick out your buttocks earlier.
And you even imitated rice transplantation.
It can be a bit embarrassing for some middle-aged men.
In fact, he is...
even worse at other times.
- That's not true. - It's too high for Joon Ho.
I tried to control myself as it is the New Year.
When I first met him,
I thought his mental age would be like a teenager.
- Why did you change it? - Why?
While...
he was building dominoes,
he talked about his mistake in a humorous way.
I see.
(He sublimated his pain into humor.)
I get it.
It didn't make others or even himself uncomfortable.
- So I thought... - That's surprising.
he was a mature and sophisticated person.
Tae Hyun, you go next.
- Me? - Show us the result.
I guess he'd have a high mental age.
It'd be 28 or 38.
His mental age is higher than Joon Ho's.
You little rascal.
I don't slap you in the face because I'm older.
You are a cute little kid.
He's cute.
Let me read his test result.
"He represses emotional impulse and calms tensions..."
"instead of putting it into action, which is mature."
- "But..." - But?
"He has too many thoughts and worries..."
"that he may miss a chance to solve a problem..."
"and show a passive attitude to things."
- I agree. - Right. He has too many thoughts.
- He has too many thoughts. - He really does.
Before you started building dominoes,
- Tae Hyun looked apathetic and indifferent. - I see.
But he tried to intervene and...
solve problems from time to time.
I could tell that he kept thinking the whole time.
During the game, he poured the dominoes on Jong Min.
- He did it. - Yes.
He blew up at me.
He was mad.
I think he suppresses his feelings...
- Right. - and expresses it at once at a proper time.
Soo Chan gets flustered whenever I do that.
I suppress my anger most of the time,
but get upset all of a sudden.
- He must be embarrassed. - He might cry.
Why is he three years older than me?
- I don't understand. - It means he is more mature.
You showed a lot of bluff and overreaction.
Okay. I admit it.
I've always thought he is the oldest member.
You are not taking it personally. That's a good thing.
You are good at giving compliments.
Defconn, you are next.
- Defconn'd have a low mental age. - I think so.
Is it 35?
- 25? - I'm 25 years old.
I think it is good for him.
"He is very conscious of the eyes of others."
(Feeling a prick)
That's correct.
Mine has the same sentence. "Conscious of others."
"He tries to release his tensions..."
"by bluffing, overreacting, and making a fuss."
"So he may seem immature for his age."
He's immature.
"Meditation, exercise, or hobbies..."
"would help ease tensions."
That's not good.
It sounds like a prescription.
(It sounds like a prescription.)
It really sounds like a prescription.
I agree.
Is Defconn dying?
Am I dying, Doctor?
It sounds like he's dying of serious illness.
It sounds like he got a scolding.
He lied on his back and floundered on the floor.
And he complained of backache.
That deducted 10 years.
At the same time,
he tried to hide his feelings tensions...
- by bluffing and overreacting. - I see.
- It makes him look... - Childish?
Yes. A little naive and immature.
Like an adolescent.
He wants to get people's attention.
Defconn wants people's attention.
It's all about people's attention.
That's funny.
He needs people's attention.
I'm curious about Jong Min's result.
- What's his mental age? - What is it?
It must be funny.
It's one.
- What's that? - What?
- I guess it's 21. - In 1, 2, and 3.
(Jong Min has a mental age of 21.)
I can't believe this.
You are like my younger brother.
- This is ridiculous. - He's the youngest one.
Read yours.
"He's not conscious of others."
- He's not. - "And he barely reflects on himself."
"So he tends to justify himself in doing something."
"He looks simple and innocent as an adolescent..."
"with his extravagant behavior."
He looks like a happy man.
- There's nothing special. - He is happy.
He feels excited all the time.
He doesn't even know what makes him so happy.
That's right.
Sometimes I feel happy without knowing the reason.
(He just feels good for no reason.)
He just built dominoes while the others did it.
And when Defconn got upset, he felt the same way.
Is it that he has no brain?
- He has no idea. - I don't have a brain?
You tried too hard to split your brain.
You must have lost them while splitting them.
I shouldn't have done that.
- Let's see Dong Gu's result. - He is better than me.
It's hard to guess.
He might have a lower mental age than me.
Is it 22?
What is it?
- It is 42. - He is the oldest one.
(He is the oldest one.)
How could you have a mental age of 42?
- Read yours. - "He controls his emotions well..."
"and knows how to calm tensions to a reasonable level."
"Given that he shows altruistic behavior,"
"he seems to be the most mature member."
- What is "altruistic"? - "However,"
"these behaviors may add more stress to his life,"
"and it can lead to some mental health problems."
- He tries hard to control himself. - Right.
- He's very mature. - I agree.
- He's like a precocious child. - I know.
That's why I mentioned about mental health problems.
If you keep suppressing your anger...
- when you are not old enough to do so, - I see.
it may lead to a mental health problem.
We should be very supportive of him this year.
- Let's do that. - Let's support him...
even when he takes off his clothes.
We'll completely support you.
(They start talking nonsense.)
You should take clothes off at your age.
- Did you do that at my age? - Yes.
Of course.
- Thank you. - Thanks to you,
- we found about our mental age. - Thank you.
Thank you.
(Thank you for your clear analysis.)
(The mental age of the members)
Joon Ho.
What are you doing?
I'm 10 years older than you. Goodness.
Keep your manners since he's older than you.
Otherwise, you might get hit in the head.
Seriously?
You must speak politely to ones who are older than you.
- Really? - You must listen to them.
Dong Gu is in the best position.
- Dong Gu. - Let's go eat.
- All right. - Wow, Dong Gu.
Are you treating us?
- Let's snap the clapperboard. - Snapping.
- You don't need to. - The youngest one does it.
What are you doing?
- Why are you going? - You don't need to do it.
It's Jong Min.
In 1, 2, 3.
What's going on here?
It has a great view.
Are we going to Mount Seorak?
This is beautiful.
(There are beautiful waves.)
(They arrive at Mulchi Harbor.)
This is great.
(Wow)
(Dong Gu runs as soon as he gets out.)
The waves are huge. They're amazing.
A tidal wave is coming.
(The ocean waves cheer them for the new year.)
That's incredible.
(Taking photos is a must.)
(It's so beautiful.)
The waves are tough under the sunlight.
(He's absorbed in himself.)
What is he saying?
He's talking to himself again.
He said something about a tough guy.
This is amazing.
(They watch the waves for a long time.)
My gosh.
(Suddenly, the water splashes.)
(Everyone is startled.)
My goodness.
Was that the wave?
What's going on?
- Gosh. - That was crazy.
Gosh, I'm wet.
- We were so quick. - This is beautiful.
(It's time for lunch.)
(It's full of freshly caught fish.)
Don't they look delicious?
(They eat lunch at the seafood center.)
Sashimi would be delicious.
The view is stunning.
What are we going to eat?
Do we sit in the order of age?
- Please sit at the first table. - Okay.
We sit in the order of age.
Today's lunch menu is...
fresh seafood in season from East Sea.
It's winter seafood from East Sea.
- All right. - Thank you.
- We won. - Let's do it.
You'll get a plate of assorted sashimi.
- You'll also get moray soup. - Moray soup?
There's also clam and mussel porridge.
With mussels?
- There's also sailfin sandfish. - Sailfin sandfish?
That's delicious.
A plate of sea squirt.
- Sea squirt. - Sea squirt?
There's grilled flat fish.
Last dish is sweet and sour pollack.
(It's a feast for the New Year.)
- I want that dish. - They sound amazing.
Is it okay to get that much?
I'm so happy.
Remember the first dish you haven't heard of?
- It was called moray soup. - Moray soup?
Moray soup is made with fish caught in the East Sea...
during winter called snailfish.
The texture of the fish is soft,
so it's easy to eat. The soup is refreshing...
that it's famous as a hangover soup.
- I see. - We won't...
- get it so easily. - Right?
What do we do to get it?
We determined your mental age for a reason.
You said you'll give us food.
- We will. - Who has the advantage?
- Is it better to be young or old? - Young is better.
- Younger people need more nutrition. - I need it.
You need to eat more.
I don't care which order comes first...
because I'm in the middle.
In Korean traditional table manners, there was...
leftover food after being served to the eldest.
Come on!
(He's extremely happy.)
Come on, what are you talking about?
The eldest will start first.
Once he finishes,
the leftover food will be passed down.
It's not too bad.
Do fools always have to starve?
I want to share, but food might not get to you.
Do you have a favorite dish?
I like all because I love seafood.
Does Jong Min want something in specific?
- How about ramyeon? - I just want some food.
I'm afraid that I won't get any.
- It's because of Joon Ho and Defconn. - He knows.
It's because they are...
too greedy.
You'll only get empty plates from here.
Only one dish will be passed down.
(He's forced to be on a diet.)
Please bring out the dishes.
- That's so unfair. - Please come out.
- What shall we eat? - It's so big.
It's a huge table.
Look how steam is rising.
- Is that to block? - They're blocking the view.
This is frustrating.
The eldest can serve yourself as much as you want.
Thank you.
- It's strange that it's blocked. - It's frustrating.
Wow.
(He's amazed.)
- Please yield to the younger ones. - Dong Gu.
- What do you see? - I only see soy sauce.
- The youngest one will starve. - This is the best.
Is there enough food for the youngest?
Definitely not.
Dong Gu, what about me?
- What about me? - I have no idea.
Oh, my goodness.
What does it look like? I want to see moray soup.
Gosh, it's full of roe.
My goodness. Look at the colors.
(He piles his dish with food.)
- Pay a fine if you don't finish. - It's impossible.
(He serves himself moray soup.)
This is the best.
You can eat as much as you'd like.
Stop serving yourself. You can't eat that much.
You need to watch your weight.
It's too good to pass.
(They're annoyed.)
- Is that your third plate? - Third plate?
Come on, that's too much.
- He's changed. - He's usually not greedy.
Defconn said Dong Gu has changed.
Isn't he serving himself too much?
He's taking a lot of Jong Min's favorite food.
(Please save me some food.)
(Dong Gu takes enough food.)
- Did you finish serving yourself? - Yes.
Please go back to your table.
Please serve as much as you want.
- Jong Min. - Yes?
There isn't any food left.
Really?
No way. There must be some left.
There were about 10 dishes.
Only two people served themselves so far.
I don't think there will be any for Jong Min.
Seriously.
I'm so curious.
(It's because he's taking everything.)
There were many dishes.
There's a plate of assorted sashimi...
and moray soup.
There's also porridge.
- Is it good? - I should take some of this.
- Stop joking. - Moray soup is...
(There may be other leftovers, but...)
It's gone.
- You should make more. - Tae Hyun.
Leave some so we can have a sip.
You can take all of sailfin sandfish.
Take all of sailfin sandfish.
There will be a lot of sailfin sandfish left.
(He'll pass down the sailfin sandfish.)
There will be a lot of it left.
- I didn't take much food. - It's good for hangover.
It looks great.
Next is Joon Ho's turn. He'll take all of it.
I think Joon Ho...
He'll take all the food.
That's why it's good to be old.
(He finally gets to the table.)
- Gosh. - It's so annoying.
There isn't much food.
This is moray soup.
(He takes a dish after the other.)
- This is so annoying. - I knew he'd do that.
Shouldn't he act his age?
- I knew this would happen. - Stop it.
(He takes all the food.)
- I knew this would happen. - Stop it.
What's going on?
It couldn't happen any other way.
How could they do this?
- This is so difficult. - The fish...
The fish melts in the mouth.
(The elder ones have been eating for a while.)
- This is so cruel. - I knew he'd do that.
- There won't be any food for us. - There is.
Joon Ho, I'm going to get you.
The fish is...
Can I get some ramyeon noodles?
That's it. The younger ones should eat, too.
(However...)
Who do you mean?
Us?
(Poor Defconn and Jong Min.)
- Let's see. - The plates look huge.
You jerk.
What?
(He gets hit.)
(Only if Joon Ho hadn't been greedy...)
Gosh, this is so annoying.
Did Joon Ho take the whole plate?
Moray soup is amazing.
This is so sad.
- He even took that one. - Gosh.
It's so delicious.
Defconn, I can hear you.
(Think about how big I am, Jong Min.)
I won't stand it, Defconn.
(I'm sorry, Jong Min.)
If you don't finish it, I won't stand it.
There's rice.
Give me some rice.
Defconn, leave some rice.
Don't try to be funny.
How can I try to be funny with this?
- Give me some. - How can I be funny?
Leave a little bit.
All right.
I'm hungry.
How can I be funny with this?
(Defconn does it.)
- Okay. - If possible...
Hey, Jong Min. You're fine.
- Really? - You're totally fine.
- Why? - Because Defconn can't eat the fish.
(Sailfin sandfish is left behind.)
Defconn, can't you eat it?
They said I should crush it if I can't eat it.
(Dumbfounded)
Just a bit of rice...
(I'd rather eat it...)
(than give it to you.)
- If you don't finish it... - Hey.
- That's how it is. - My palate...
might have changed.
That's right.
- You never know. - You should taste it.
- Aren't I right? - He took them all.
If you don't finish it...
You never know. I might like it.
(A forced vegetarian diet)
Jong Min should take the food with the table.
(Finally, it's my turn!)
It's great.
This is really frustrating.
(He only left vegetables...)
(and took the rest.)
This is amazing.
- I wasn't sure... - You pig!
How can you take them all?
This is how I eat at home.
- I wasn't sure. - Gosh.
(Jong Min has the biggest table.)
His table is the biggest.
- Gosh, that's a feast. - Is there a wet tissue?
Look at this.
- Enjoy your lunch. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
The elders took them all.
What is this made of?
(The eldest eats sailfin sandfish.)
(The second eldest eats moray soup.)
Is this clam soup?
(The hungry Defconn eats out of the ladle.)
Gosh, this soup is delicious.
I don't even have any soy paste.
(Jong Min who loves noodles...)
It's so delicious.
(is forcing vegetables down.)
- Is this sailfin sandfish? - I'm so hungry.
You should try the sailfin sandfish.
Eat it quickly. If not, give it to me.
Jong Min.
I'll try it first, then I'll give it to you. Okay?
Don't worry. Eat slowly. Just wait.
(He takes a tiny bit...)
(and tastes it.)
This isn't my style.
You should eat it. Try it.
(Defconn passes it to Jong Min.)
I don't force myself to eat too much actually.
(He even gives rice to Jong Min.)
It's so good.
What do I eat? Do I eat the eggs?
(Eating)
The clams are so chewy.
(He keeps shoving food in his mouth.)
It's delicious! It is!
Is the sailfin sandfish good? Okay.
The eggs burst in my mouth. It's tasty.
The sailfin sandfish is really delicious.
(Now that he...)
Really?
(gave the sailfin sandfish away...)
Is it good?
(why does he feel like he lost?)
Do I dip this in the sauce?
Yes, dip in the hot pepper paste.
Do I eat this hard part like a sea squirt?
- Why would you eat that? - Did you eat the shell?
What?
- Did you swallow it? - Why did you eat it?
- You shouldn't eat it. - You shouldn't.
He's at that age.
That's right. He's 25. I'm jealous.
(His appetite is like a 25-year-old's.)
You'll have a stomachache.
Which one's the most delicious?
This one. The moray soup.
There's really nothing to eat.
- The moray soup. - Gosh.
- The fish melts in my mouth. - Give me some.
(Slurping)
This is perfect for relieving a hangover.
(I want some.)
Moray soup.
It would've been great if you tried it.
(He finishes drinking the soup.)
Try some soup.
- There's no soup left. - Try it.
- There's none. - You should squeeze it out.
- How? - I'm giving it to you because I like you.
(Defconn squeezes soup...)
(out of what's left in the pot.)
Share it with Jong Min. Don't finish it all.
It's delicious.
(He does himself proud.)
- Take this, too. - Jong Min.
- Yes? - Well...
I want you to pass this down...
to Jong Min.
- Make sure you pass it down. - Okay.
There isn't much left to eat.
I guess this is the sailfin sandfish.
(Biting)
What's that?
(It has an interesting texture.)
Isn't it like natto?
I can't finish this.
(The wall of Joon Ho)
- What is this? - I don't know.
(Scanning)
(The pollack is mine.)
(He...)
(drinks it all again.)
Try some moray soup.
Did you drink all the soup again?
Of course.
- I took the last pollack. - Jong Min.
(There's no more moray soup.)
I think I saw some pollack.
- It's a halibut. - I took the pollack.
All I need is pollack.
- Look. I got some. - Eat it.
- He's happy. - He is.
Isn't he just like the doctor said?
(He's positive and gluttonous.)
Shall we clean the table now?
(He didn't stop eating...)
(even when they stopped filming.)
(2017 Act Your Age Special)
We'll move to the next location.
Let's go.
(The scenery makes them awestruck.)
We really came to the sea.
I'll go to the sea
- This is wonderful. - This is amazing.
(They enjoy the great view.)
Isn't it okay to jump in the sea?
- You're still young. - What?
A 21-year-old would love swimming in the sea.
That's right.
I swam all day when I was 21.
(It'd be nice to keep walking.)
It's nice to have a walk. Let's keep walking.
Why are we here?
Why is there a line?
(It's for a game.)
This is the center line.
Do you see a lighthouse behind you?
- Yes. - A mushroom.
This is Mulchi Beach with unique lighthouses...
that looks like mushrooms.
The winter sea is charming.
Beaches are for summer time.
Why did you bring us to a beach on January 1st? subtitles ripped and synced by riri13
Since it's the New Year,
we want you to start the New Year fresh.
You'll play a game to pick the first diver of the year.
- I can't get in there. - The diving game...
You want us to dive in?
will start now.
The two youngest...
immature man will...
(Let's just laugh first.)
dive in the winter East Sea.
- What? - Now?
- Now. - Now?
(Taken aback)
What are you talking about?
- What? - Now.
There will be a new test.
They'll do a new test now.
I think I'll get picked.
- Two is risky. - The chance is high.
We'll start once you get changed.
- What kind of clothes? - Here they are.
- Swimsuits? - I'm scared.
I'm scared now.
(They're too thin for the weather.)
It's like a fencing attire.
- It looks cold. - I know what this is.
- What? - A fencing attire.
Remember? We took them apart.
- You're right. - Right?
- Rock-paper-scissors! - Rock-paper-scissors!
(On the last winter test...)
(this attire put them in misery.)
(Each body part of the costume comes off.)
You'll play the Hand Fencing Game.
(Hand Fencing Game)
It's a one-on-one match.
When the whistle blows,
run to the center, grab the black soot,
and smear it on the opponent's clothes to win.
There are seven body parts.
Arms and legs are three years.
Chest and belly are five years.
Back is 10 years.
Face is one year each time you touch.
Each hair strand you pluck count as one year.
We have to pluck hair?
I'll yank your hair out!
If I pluck all his hair, I'll be 300 years old.
I'm serious. I'll pull it out.
Why are you only picking on me?
- There are others. - I'll pull it all...
and put it over my head.
(I can be scary.)
Take as many years as you can in three minutes.
We'll add the year you take to your age...
and the two youngest will dive in.
It's either Defconn or me.
No. If you touch the back...
- you take 10 years. - We're at a disadvantage.
I have no chance of winning.
Can I run away?
If you don't attack for more than 30 seconds,
we'll take five years away from you.
Please get changed.
(Getting changed)
I'm already cold. I'll freeze to death if I dive in.
- Go away. - They're here to watch us.
(Jong Min gets mad at the seagulls.)
Joon Ho has to dive. Leave!
(Worried)
Dong Gu's relaxed because he's agile.
You must be happy. You're already old.
(He's in an enviable position.)
He's 42 and you're 21. You have to...
touch 1 back and 2 bellies.
He has to slap 30 cheeks.
I'll slap his cheeks and pull his hair.
You're divided into weight classes.
First match is Kim Joon Ho versus...
- Cha Tae Hyun. - No way.
Gosh, this is...
(He shouts out in joy.)
I think I can beat Tae Hyun.
What is this?
You're going to hold it? I see.
(The staff holds the rope and keeps it tight.)
What? Are they going to pull us?
- I can't move forward. - Are they going to pull us?
From behind?
Try it.
(Will they be able to have a good match?)
Are you ready?
(The match begins.)
It's the first round. The match is...
between Joon Ho and Tae Hyun.
(Start)
You should get a lot of it.
(Joon Ho can't reach it.)
You should run from far behind.
(Joon Ho can't even go near the soot.)
Rub it on your hands.
- You should go for it now. - Rub it.
- Joon Ho. - Rub it on your hands.
(Come here.)
- Rub it. - You'll lose a tag this way.
He won't come near me.
- You'll lose a tag. - I can't go farther.
- In 5, 4, - Just give him one.
- 3, 2, - Hurry up and come here.
- and 1. - Move forward.
- Joon Ho, I'll deduct 5 years from you. - 5 years?
I'll deduct five years.
(They resume the match.)
He won't come forward. I'm exhausted.
In 5, 4, 3,
- I'll tire you out. - 2, 1.
I got some.
(He got some soot from Tae Hyun's hands.)
- That's right. - Hey.
- Hey. - Go on and attack.
(Tae Hyun seizes a chance and springs at Joon Ho.)
(Joon Ho touches Tae Hyun's arm,)
(and Tae Hyun touches Joon Ho's chest and belly.)
What is this? Who attacked first?
- He'll lose 10 years. - We'll check and take it off.
(Tae Hyun gets 10 years.)
- Okay. - This, too?
Five years.
You should take off Tae Hyun's, too.
(Joon Ho goes down from the beginning.)
- What about Tae Hyun's? - The one on his arm.
(He really likes revealing clothes.)
Please check and take it off.
I should just go and rub it against his whole body.
(Joon Ho even learned a tip.)
It's not important who strikes first.
- That's right. - I thought it was important.
All right.
(Joon Ho quickly gets the soot.)
You're doing great this time.
(There will be a fierce battle.)
- Gosh, it's hard. - Go on and rub it on him.
Rub it on him.
(He jumps on Tae Hyun like a beast.)
Rub it on him.
(Barking dogs seldom bite.)
(He shouts like a good fighter.)
You punk! Hey!
(They only shout at each other.)
Come here! Come on.
- His arms. - He got soot on his arms.
Look at his arms. He got soot on his arms.
Tae Hyun gets six more years.
I got some on here, too.
You do.
Five years.
(Even while losing points, Joon Ho attacked Tae Hyun.)
Do something about my belly. I'm a celebrity.
This will harm my image.
(Joon Ho doesn't want to hurt his image.)
It's disgusting.
(Joon Ho gets five years.)
(They resume the match.)
- You have one minute. - It's just the beginning.
- We have only one minute? - Yes.
Tae Hyun!
(He shouts out at Tae Hyun.)
(It's not threatening at all.)
(Again, barking dogs seldom bite.)
My gosh. You can touch my arms all you want.
Touch them all you want.
(Joon Ho has nothing to lose.)
Touch them all you want.
(He acted cheeky and got a slap.)
His face. I touched his face.
We'll keep count.
Why are you stepping back?
(Joon Ho makes a surprise attack.)
(Tae Hyun strikes Joon Ho's face right away.)
(Joon Ho has met his perfect match.)
He got soot on the 10-year tag.
It's on the 10-year tag.
(They touch each other's back at the same time.)
- I won! - It's 10 years.
(Screaming)
Tae Hyun got soot on his arm, chest, and leg.
Joon Ho got soot on the 10-year tag on his back,
and two strikes on the face.
Tae Hyun got soot all over his body at the end.
Tae Hyun got soot on his chest,
(The competition was fierce.)
- on his right arm, - On his leg, too.
- and on his back. - On my back, too?
(Tae Hyun lost all tags on his upper body.)
- His leg, too. - His leg.
When did you get to my leg?
I felt the thrill of making a thrust in fencing.
(He attacked Tae Hyun's back and leg at the same time.)
(With quick attacks, Joon Ho gets 21 years.)
That means...
Wait. That means Joon Ho has earned more points.
- Tae Hyun. - It's so cold.
(What is he doing?)
That's a good idea.
(They're censoring themselves.)
I like that.
- I like that. - This is a TV show.
(Their match is coming to an end.)
- 10 seconds left. - He has only 1 tag.
Come on. We don't have many tags left.
My goodness.
I touched his face.
(He got slapped in the face.)
Two strikes in the face.
(My gosh.)
Two strikes in the face.
Gosh, I lost.
(Tae Hyun attacked until the end.)
I think I slapped him in the face five times.
I touched it. I touched his left leg.
I accidentally rubbed the soot on it myself.
- This? - He barely touched it.
- I touched it. - I got it from before.
(Joon Ho's attack doesn't count.)
(Joon Ho protests the judge's decision.)
Don't you dare.
I'll announce the result of Round One.
Tae Hyun is...
(Tae Hyun is...)
(Tae Hyun struck Joon Ho's face many times.)
- He's 70 years old. - Gosh.
That's too many.
Joon Ho is...
(Joon Ho gained many years at once.)
He's 59 years old.
I gained many years.
That means I need 40 more years.
Even if I get all tags, I won't get 40 years.
I want to have a match with Defconn.
Dong Gu should do that. What was it?
- Win by default? - Yes. Win by defeat.
What?
Dong Gu is the quickest one.
(Jong Min seems nervous.)
Now, Jong Min and Defconn will have the match.
Let's go!
(Jong Min versus Defconn)
(Jong Min has the lowest mental age of 21.)
(Defconn has the second lowest age of 25.)
(The youngest ones fight to avoid going into the sea.)
Ready.
(They fight hard to get the weapon.)
They got it.
(They both acquired the weapon.)
Wait.
Come on!
(Startled)
Here. Come on.
Come here.
(It's a powerful swing.)
- Gosh. - If it had hit me, I would've passed out.
(Defconn is like a violent boar.)
Hit the face, and touch his belly.
(I must do something.)
(Defconn touches the back. Jong Min touches the belly.)
(But Jong Min falls down.)
Now!
(How dare you touch my belly?)
(Defconn bounces back.)
(He runs to Jong Min who has fallen...)
(and punishes him.)
(Jong Min's life just ended.)
(His life flashes before his eyes.)
(Stumbling)
(It hurts.)
He's crying.
Defconn is so scary.
Jong Min. I'm so sorry.
- That was... - I can't see.
I can't see. What just happened?
I didn't do it on purpose.
I was just turning around.
(Defconn congratulates Jong Min...)
(on winning Grand Award with a hearty slap.)
(As the Grand Award winner,)
(he does slapstick in return.)
(Am I still alive?)
Defconn went for it instinctively.
Five years.
He got slapped hard.
- My gosh. - I saw stars before my eyes.
I was going for your back.
He got soot on the back.
Jong Min lost the 10-year tag.
(He got slapped and lost the 10-year tag.)
It's so hard. I thought my eyes would pop out.
- I'm sorry. I didn't do it on purpose. - Okay.
- Okay? - His left eye turned red.
My gosh.
- Hey. - Can you even see?
(Defconn springs at him again.)
(He gets three years from touching Jong Min's arm.)
- Gosh. - He touched it.
(I let my guard down.)
(Defconn keeps attacking Jong Min vigorously.)
(But Jong Min...)
(fights back desperately.)
Get Defconn's hair.
(They pause their brawl.)
Hold on.
Time out.
(He crawls to get out of there.)
(Taken aback)
Five points.
(Their fight is heating up.)
- How many points? - His left arm.
(Defconn took his left arm.)
- Three points. - Your chest and belly are untouched.
- It's true. - Your chest and belly are fine.
- Dong Gu. - Yes.
I should really get into it now.
(Has it been a preview so far?)
- Did you touch my back? - Yes.
His arm, too.
(Jong Min gets 3 years.)
- He turned red. - Four points.
How many minutes left?
Wait. Let me clean my hands.
(Snapping)
(Defconn's rope snaps.)
(Try to lose some weight.)
This is your chance, Defconn.
- Wait. - It's break time.
Just say you didn't know.
Let us have a free battle.
Without the rope.
He's angry.
- They got angry. - I got slapped here. I'm upset.
It really upsets me.
(I have to take my revenge.)
(Their fight to avoid the water rages on.)
- Let's go. - Let's do it without the ropes.
(Hitting)
(Poor Jong Min.)
He's just hitting Jong Min.
- You just hit me. - There's no point for that.
You don't get points for just hitting him.
There's no point for that.
He just hit Jong Min for no reason.
(Take that!)
(He rushes on Defconn.)
You shouldn't have picked Defconn as your opponent.
(Defconn's rope came untied again.)
Why did you insist you will to do it, Defconn?
(Surprised)
- What happened? - Wait there!
- Hang on. - My gosh.
This is so scary.
I touched his chest and leg!
- Look over there. - Listen to him.
Sir.
Just get rid of it, Sir.
(He lifts Jong Min's leg to detach the pants.)
Sir.
(He vents his anger on him.)
(3 years old)
(Jong Min managed to attack Defconn's chest.)
- How much time is left? - 2 minutes 20 seconds.
- My goodness. - Gosh.
When you have 20 seconds left, just leave the rope.
Just leave the rope.
It was an accident that I slapped your face.
One of my ears isn't working now.
(Make your excuse in the water.)
Look for one that's on the opposite side.
(Nimble)
I got it. The strength of the lower body is important.
- Look at him. - My goodness.
That sounds ridiculous.
- What happened? - My gosh.
This is so scary.
- This is so scary. - Why does it happen?
(The guy who holds Defconn's rope suffers.)
- This is so scary. - Why did it happen again?
(His belly refuses the safety rope.)
The belt is too short for him.
- It's too small for his waist. - It doesn't fit him.
Are you sure this isn't a corset?
Isn't this a corset?
Defconn, you've become thinner.
(Defconn looks fit now.)
I keep hearing...
the sound of the belt opening.
Come. Let's go.
Don't let him get you, Jong Min.
Come on.
(Jong Min wins 1 point.)
Come on.
(Defconn touches his chest as well.)
(After a successful attack, he gets a counterattack.)
(The game becomes a martial art.)
My gosh!
This is unbelievable!
Game over.
(He's upset.)
This is unfair.
He's offended.
- How dare you. - I think I got at least 10 points.
(Only 6 points count.)
He says you won 6 points.
They've become really old.
Hang on a second. You should stop hitting each other.
I'm getting younger.
You're right. It's getting worse for us.
Hey, let's hug each other.
- Hurry up. - I almost fell down.
Come on.
(The game has finally begun.)
(It's like a slapping festival.)
(Instead of firecrackers, their faces pop.)
Come on.
(He's a merciless monster.)
(And he's a foolish warrior fighting against him.)
(Deciding the winner isn't the issue anymore.)
(They just want to slap each other.)
(Their friendship deepens as they slap each other.)
(Even during the fierce battle,)
(Jong Min smiles.)
(Since 1 slap counts as 1 year,)
(both of them must be older than 100 years now.)
My gosh.
(He's worn out.)
How many times did you slap each other?
(He looks like a black pork.)
I slapped him 20 times.
Gosh! 20 times!
My goodness.
Although it was fun, it feels like it's cheating.
He's right. This is unfair.
Well, I didn't do that on purpose.
It wasn't on purpose.
I did it because it was so unfair! I was slapped!
I got emotional.
Can you believe that he slapped me like this?
Both of them wanted to get older.
- You're right. - They both...
enjoyed the game, apparently.
(They enjoyed slapping each other's face.)
(They enjoyed the game at the risk of their lives.)
Therefore this game doesn't count.
(This game doesn't count.)
(They slapped each other for nothing.)
But he slapped me so much!
- He's professional. - The game is over now.
The points from the previous games are only valid.
- Yes. - The points that are not from slapping face.
I feel like I'm slapped on my face about 40 times.
We didn't do it for points.
We did that because we've become emotional.
We did that because we were upset.
- Give me five points at least. - We were upset.
- Give me five points. - Let me calculate the points.
The age difference between you are one year.
You managed to catch up. It's only one year.
(Jong Min did quite a good job after all.)
Jong Min was 21 years old...
- and now he's become 60 years old. - Am I 60?
Joon Ho, that means...
(Wait a second. That means...)
- Aren't you 69 years old? - I'm 59.
Really?
(I'm one year older than him!)
- He's very old now. - Where are you going, Jong Min?
Good job.
- Come here. - What about Defconn?
Defconn was 25 years old.
(I wish he's younger than me.)
He's become 59 years old now.
(Defconn is also 59 years old.)
- He is 59? - You're of the same age now.
(They're very likely to go into the water.)
That means I need to be older than 60 at least.
Now Dong Gu is left.
We need to decide Dong Gu's match.
Let me change the rule a little bit.
We're going to pick one person...
to fight against Dong Gu.
When you're attacked, the points will be deducted...
and when you attack, you get the points.
Dong Gu's points won't be deducted.
Dong Gu's match can win points by attacking him...
and lose points by being attacked.
Then I don't want to play.
- You need to think carefully. - I give up.
I'm the first one to give up. It should be one of you.
You have the lowest score anyway.
I don't feel like it.
It's better for me to play anyway.
- If I don't, I'm going to lose. - You're right.
I'll just go into the water right now.
(I'll just go in now.)
I'm really hot and sweaty.
- Do you want to wash? - Yes, I need to wash.
- In the East Sea? - Go wash.
- What a big bathtub. - I need to take a shower.
- The sea is waiting for me. - You need to wash.
Yes, the sea is calling me.
Going into the water is better than the game.
Isn't this too pathetic?
(He just want to wash himself.)
Look how I look.
Go ahead. Let's go.
I just need extra two points. Then I can beat him.
- Just try. - Let me do it.
- All right. - If you win,
you save me as well.
(Will Joon Ho be able to make it?)
Okay. Let's go to the sea.
- He can't beat him. - It's the new year of 2017.
Please let me win the game.
(Dong Gu is known to be nibble.)
Try to win as much points as possible.
(They're incredibly fast.)
Joon Ho was faster.
(I don't want to be in the water on such a cold day.)
Joon Ho looks really serious.
I was fast, but not fast enough to touch him.
(He threw himself with all his soul,)
(but he failed to get the weapon.)
(Dong Gu took it.)
Did Dong Gu take it?
Go!
(He let him get his arm to take the weapon.)
(Come on, Dong Gu!)
- He can't reach you anyway. - It's dangerous.
(He tried to take the weapon...)
(and that puts him into trouble.)
(Dong Gu successfully attacks Joon Ho's leg.)
Let's take a short break to detach his pants.
He lost his arm and leg. Both arm and leg.
He's already losing.
You're now 53 years old.
(He's 53 years old. He's become the youngest.)
- Stop taking that. That's cheating. - Here you are.
- Dong Gu gave it to him. - He's nice.
Joon Ho, go for it.
- Go for it like a real man. - Be a man!
Attack him like a real man.
Don't be easy on him. Go for it.
He looks so pathetic.
(He makes a bluff, standing far away from him.)
(He looks like a scared puppy.)
Come on.
- He's fast. - Why don't you attack him?
Dong Gu.
- Dong Gu. - Why don't you just go for it?
Dong Gu, hurry up.
- You should run. - Dong Gu, step forward.
I'll give it to you. I'm saying I'll give it to you!
- Come on! - I'll give it to you.
He almost made it!
(Dong Gu successfully attacks Joon Ho's chest.)
(Joon Ho tries to rip off Dong Gu's arm.)
The chest and the arm are touched.
- The arm is touched. - The arm and the chest.
- He loses everything. - He deserves a yellow card.
- Dong Gu gets a yellow card. - Minus five points?
If you don't attack for 30 seconds, you lose 5 points.
- He lost five points. - Did he?
- Yes. - Good.
Did I lose five points?
- Why? - You're winning anyway.
Dong Gu!
Hurry up.
(He rushes at Dong Gu after he fell down.)
Go for it! That's the way!
(Watching others fighting is always fun.)
(They fiercely attack each other.)
(Right then, Joon Ho grabs Dong Gu's hair.)
(Let's get the match started!)
- What are you doing? - How much I get for the hair?
- Let me go! - How many points do I get?
- Hey! - Please let me go!
How many points do I get for the hair?
(Joon Ho has become stronger in 2017.)
- He pulled out his hair. - Go grab his head!
He pulled out his hair.
- I made it! - He's out of his mind.
It's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
My goodness!
(He should be able to avoid going into the water.)
How many points does he get from the hair?
Each hair counts as one point.
(One year for each hair)
Dong Gu's losing everything.
- He got you big time. - Lay them on here.
(Tae Hyun, the hair inspector)
This was my last strike.
Tell everyone that this was my final strike.
I paid for it with my soul.
Three, four, five, six and seven.
He plucked seven.
I plucked 20, but they all blew away.
(Joon Ho lost five years.)
I'm done.
It's the same scene we saw before.
(A dejavu)
(Joon Ho keeps having his clothes ripped off.)
- I'm now targeting his cheeks. - Punish him.
Come on.
(Joon Ho runs off.)
(He looks to secure what he has.)
- You'll receive a penalty. - 30 seconds.
I'm your senior, Dong Gu!
I'm 43 years old.
Why you...
(Stating his age didn't work.)
- Come here. - That's it.
Just slap him.
(Joon Ho loses a year.)
(Slapping)
Dong Gu touched Joon Ho's cheek.
- Hurry. - That's one year.
Here we go.
I'm exhausted.
(Joon Ho's depleted of energy)
- Go on. - Can't you see I'm in tears?
He's got this.
(Joon Ho loses another year.)
Get him once more.
(Go ahead.)
(Oh no.)
You can get him again.
Joon Ho loses three years.
(Game over!)
Joon Ho loses two years.
- Isn't it 4? - No, 2.
- One didn't connect. - Here.
When did he touch your arm?
He's a real technician.
You don't see him coming.
(He lets Dong Gu have a point...)
(and goes for three instead.)
(The final score)
You need to take off four years.
(So who won?)
Are you sure that's correct?
Dong Gu started off at 42...
and is now 76.
- That's a lot. - It's game over then.
70 was old enough, my friend.
Why were you so keen to age?
The result of Joon Ho's age will determine...
who takes the dive.
Joon Ho...
started off at the age of 59.
He lost three points to Dong Gu.
Then another three.
He lost 5 more, but gained 3.
Minus 3, plus 5, plus 5,
plus 3, plus 10, plus 3,
minus 5, minus 3, minus 4,
minus 10, plus 7,
minus 1, minus 2, and plus 3.
Adding that up,
his current age is now...
59.
(He's back where he started.)
(Joon Ho will take the dive.)
Technically, he only made me age.
Who wrote the scores down? Show yourself.
- Once more? - Let me take you on.
Just you and me.
I think you were mistaken.
You only exhausted yourself.
I pulled seven of Dong Gu's hairs.
(The final score is accurate.)
Where did scores like minus four come from?
- Your cheeks. - I don't think...
I was hit this much.
Sir, it's time for your dive.
- Hurry. - Swim over there.
(Joon Ho and Defconn will take the dive.)
If only you had plucked one more of his hair.
- Yes, one more. - Let me find one.
Everyone, help me find Dong Gu's hair.
Honestly, I plucked out a lot.
Because of you,
it's a mess out here.
He did pluck over 10 though.
(Now...)
(It's time to take the first dive of 2017.)
(Pitiful)
(Wash the troubles of 2016 in the East Sea.)
Let's kneel and bow as we go.
- Then... - Don't forget your heads.
We'll say, "One Night Two Days, Happy New Year."
Okay.
Let's go.
Good luck!
Gosh, it's freezing.
- It's cold. - It's freezing!
(The cold reaches their bones.)
You can do it.
It's freezing.
- Guys! - You can do it.
- One Night Two Days. - One Night Two Days.
- Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.
Hang on.
(They missed the wave.)
Not yet. Wait till the wave crashes.
(This reminds us of...)
Here it comes.
(Grim Reaper and the Goblin)
(The first dive of 2017)
Here it comes. It's here.
- One Night Two Days. - One Night Two Days.
- Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.
(Happy New Year!)
(Splash)
(The wave crashes from behind.)
It's freezing!
- It's so cold. - It sure is.
(It's time for them to make a cool exit.)
(Refreshing)
(The youngest of the group makes their dive.)
Are you all right?
(The youngest of the group makes their dive.)
Here you go.
That was amazing.
That was excruciating.
My tongue has rolled inside involuntarily.
(The handsome man showering in the blur)
(It's Kim Joon Ho.)
(He looks...)
(the same age as the 939-year-old goblin.)
(Act Your Age Special)
(This year,)
(the show will continue with these handsome men.)
(Next week)
(The 2017 reboot)
("The Sea Calls")
Now we'll decide who will go out to sea.
(I hate this.)
(Their destiny lies...)
(in one single rope.)
(Now...)
(pull the rope!)
(Please)
(Not me, please!)
(In 2017,)
(who will be blessed with work?)
Waves come crashing harder.
("She" by Top Secret)
("Excuse Me" by AOA)